I am afraid that I have lost my status as your favorite living organism in the whole wide world. It has been a gradual process thus far, but this certainly marks the completion. Despite my ability to speak English, do dishes, flush my own fecal matter, give you back rubs, and make money for you to buy food with, I have been surpassed by a furry feline who is able to...sleep many hours at a time and wake up groggy from it. I have lost all motivation to work, and will instead focus my efforts on my groggy face through rigorous nap training.
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